Bodies Bleeding Everywhere

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Tuesday May 24, 2005 · 5:37 AM PDT

2005/05/24 · 05:37

BODIES EVERYWHERE BLEEDING
And the Future Vaporized as Survivors on Both Sides Declare Victory

I cringed during the Senate Post Mortem on this nuclear constitutional crybaby fiasco so you didn't have to. The maimed who looked in the Senate C Span cameras rather than into a mirror all spoke with a stunning mix of the self: self congratulation, self loathing, and self deception.

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Friday May 06, 2005 · 7:47 AM PDT

2005/05/06 · 07:47

A MESSAGE FROM THE HERETIK:
Dick Cheney Before He Dicks You.

Laura Bush may tell jokes about horse cocks, but we know who the real horse's ass is and we know what a dick is. In all the world laughter is a most honest sound. When we cry in outrage, may we always find a reason to laugh as well. We have more than enough reasons to cry today.

For me it has been a savage week. Lies drop on my head with a clunk. England re-elects Bush's poodle Blair. England of Abu Ghraib pleads guilty, than the judge pleas her innocent. Strange and savage times. Here we find ourselves in the middle of The War on Everything TM. Tragedy meets farce. We may yet drown in a cynical sea. Do not slip gently into those dark waters, friends. Lighten yourself with laughter and float somehow above in this atmosphere of madness. Look down and find a way to make a difference. Don't let the dickheads get you down.

Laugh and be counted. TM

Let me know how you are going to laugh today. Thanks.

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The Boy From Diamond Drive

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Thursday May 05, 2005 · 4:08 PM PDT

2005/05/05 · 16:08

Jeffrey Glenn Miller, 20, of 22 Diamond Drive, Plainsview, L.I died at Kent State thirty five years ago May 4, 1970. He was killed by a single bullet to the mouth, a bullet shot from the gun of an Ohio State National Guard soldier. That bullet killed a boy and his hopes, but brought a nation to life, to remember what hope is. Hope must survive rage. I remember now the boy from Diamond Drive.
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An Anne (I Am Not Ann Coulter) Coldsore Love Letter to Liberals

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Thursday April 21, 2005 · 5:10 AM PDT

2005/04/21 · 05:10

Die, Liberals, Die!
Death does not wait for you. Our blood dimmed tide of history will sweep away such scum as you and wash you down eternity's sewer where you belong. As if you belong anywhere else.

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The Heretik Says Oy

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Monday March 07, 2005 · 3:58 AM PST

2005/03/07 · 03:58

Sometimes you just got to say oy. It's a yiddish word, hence popular with Jews. Oy. If you want to know why The Heretik hates intolerance, he has one word. Oy. The Heretik has a lot of reason to say oy lately. It's short for oy vey. Yiddish. Oy. Oy is good enough alone, but better with vey. Oy, meet vey, Vey meet oy. Oy vey. What is good enough alone sometimes makes the mistake of picking the wrong partner. Oy. Oy vey.

Oy. The Heretik loves the Jews. Heretik, what are you saying? You Zionist militant motherthinger. Burn. This is not my Reggie White Moment. Calling Doctor Kevorkian. The Heretik needs your assistance in his suicide here. Oy. We think he may have been hanging out with that crazy Senator Byrd. Talking about the Nazis and the Jews. Not good. Not good at all. Oy.

A companion piece to this can be found here on Sophie Scholl and the White Rose Movement.
But before you do that, please continue on:
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Justify My Love: Ward Churchill

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Thursday February 17, 2005 · 3:06 PM PST

2005/02/17 · 15:06

No apology, Ward Churchill? Hate, like love, is where you find it. Hateful words have only one defense: the unjustified love of freedom. They are coming now for Mister Churchill. He has hurt again the most pained, wounding them again with words unwise, saying horrible things about a horror of tears in which this world still swims. The mad man Mister Churchill has said even the most innocent have had a guilty hand. Dirt enough for all around. No one's hands are clean. They are coming for Mister Churchill.

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Private Hell of Jesus' General: The End Came Quickly

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Monday February 14, 2005 · 7:28 PM PST

2005/02/14 · 19:28

The Torture of The Lies Uncovered

Jesus' General's time as a living, free man has come to an ignominous end. MisInformed Sources reveal the General himself has been misinformed himself. Worse yet, someone misinformed on him. The True Identity Police have turned him over to the scathing wit and quick response of one Bill (He Mus Be Stopped) Polhemus. Left out of the loop leftist misinformers will miss the General. The General, gone like all the good ones. And only The Heretik remains.

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Saturday February 12, 2005 · 5:16 AM PST

2005/02/12 · 05:16

"We have a crisis here, a crisis in humor," said an unnamed White House source. "If we don't deal with this now, by 2018 the entire system will flat out bust out laughing." A reporter from Satirist News Service asked White House Press Secretary Scottie McClellan, "Morale of the troops in Irag has never been lower. Is it hard for the President to deal with these satirists who can't compromise?"

In other news on the satire front, this just in from: Unconfirmed Sources

Government to Require Satire Site Labeling! Read More

Torture, Reality, and Television

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Wednesday February 09, 2005 · 5:06 AM PST

2005/02/09 · 05:06

It is NOT true that the Bush Administration is taking its continued cues on Homeland Security from the Fox Television show "24." At least The Heretik hopes it's not true. Where do you draw the line?

One question to consider is can black and white moral absolutes exists when the sky threatens to smudge into a relative nuclear disaater grey? At what point must morality give way to reality? Why? Why not?

Crosslinked here: http://theheretik.typepad.com/the_heretik/2005/02/reality_tv_001.html

What Happens If the Terrorist You Caught Isn't The Terrorist You Thought?

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Tuesday February 08, 2005 · 8:58 AM PST

2005/02/08 · 08:58

The Heretik asks what indeed? What if that guy you just beat the life out of isn't a bad guy at all? Couldn't be, could it? If there is one thing you are good at, it's spotting a bad guy. So you load "the bad guy" off to Abu, or ship him to Gitmo where he can gitmo of an asskicking. Maybe "the bad guy" gets "rendered" to a friendly country that isn't a tyranny, but just does some freelance torturing for some uptown friends. Maybe you just let him hang by his thumbs with the CIA as a "ghost detainee," a man with out a number nor a name. Read More

Liberal Losers

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Tuesday February 08, 2005 · 7:45 AM PST

2005/02/08 · 07:45

Possible Satire Warning Activated: Basic Level 1
The Heretik would like to thank Tom Tomorrow for his insight into what losers liberals are when they are not out pretending to be busy as they run America into the ground. (America is holy ground, except for the area around the fire where liberals gather and burn all things good and true.) When losing liberals caught on the wrong side of history go up against a conservative collosus like the Lord of the Loofah, Bill ("Shut up, Shut up") O'Reilly, they are so very screwed. When Little Sean "Insanity" Hannity takes his dribbling to the floor, the Liberals are nailed to that floor unmoving in the face of the hijinks (hijinks?). Read More

Why Laugh When The World Is Screwed?

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Monday February 07, 2005 · 8:05 AM PST

2005/02/07 · 08:05

Crossposted: http://theheretik.typepad.com/my_weblog/2005/02/why_laugh_when_.html

I overheard sombody down here asking why people on earth laugh when the world is so screwed? It sounded like Belushi, but I think it was one of the workers heading to finish the Leno Suite.

Why laugh indeed? Sometimes even The Heretik has had enough of the demonic laughter. It's not just hot down here at the mouth of hell, it's also noisy. When I can't stand it anymore and before my mouse melts, I click here: thismodeernworld.com, and here: bettybowers.com, and here: patriotboy.blogspot.com for some small comic, satiric relief.

Then before my laptop melts and goes molten in the river Styx, I think about the role of satire. How can you laugh lightly in these dark times? Heretik, Heretik, Heretik, five years in, is there really no hope for the new millenium? Read More

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